Oxford Weekly Planet

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

The View from Behind the Chair: Drama, Baby

In this edition: Who's your daddy? … Wanna celebrate the King? … Ready for a reality check?

Greetings, peeps!

The View from Behind the Chair is the only place you'll hear the secrets people share when they're in the chair.

In the first chair, a bodacious blonde with the steamy scoop about a baby daddy drama with possible pertinence to something much bigger than child support payments. Word is the moppet's poppa may not be who everyone thought, and that revelation may have led to the unexpected expiration of one and potential peril for the others.

In the second chair, an audacious auburn-haired beauty says Big E stans are hoping there's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on when they ring in the new year with a celebration fit for a King in advance of the annual birthday celebrations up the road a piece. Interested? Slip on your blue suede shoes and reserve your spot before they're all gone. Bedazzled jumpsuits optional but highly recommended.

And in the third chair, a comely coed close to the hottest goss in town claims the pursuit of the truth is coming full circle. When a man of many enemies meets his maker, the grapevine fills with speculation, but this insider believes that when the facts of this reality show up, the fallout will land on more than one interested player.

Posted by The Face in the Mirror at 1:30 PM